Spritzer – Good Life Gardens
Good Life Gardens out of Maine came correct with this one. Their take on Spritzer (Runtz x [Grape Pie x MAC], bred by Cannarado) caught my attention heavy. ADHD actually put me on to it before one of his shows, and I’m glad he did.
First look, Love at first sight 👁️. The nug structure is thick and dense, with sticky, glistening trichomes and a clean hand trim that really lets the flower shine. You can tell this was handled with care.
The nose smacks right away. A sweet candy Runtz with a backend of grape gas that fills the room. On the breakdown, the aroma gets even louder. I almost didn’t want to toss it in the mill. Beauty of a cultivar.
The flavor mirrors the scent: floral, earthy, and sweet with a creamy doughy finish from that MAC lineage. Runtz takes the front seat, but the Grape Pie and MAC blend in for a layered, complex palate that keeps you coming back.
The effects were cerebral, euphoric, and body-heavy. I wouldn’t recommend this for daytime use unless you’re clearing your whole schedule. I smoked two joints first one during a wake and bake, second after lunch, and I was straight up dozing off at work 😴. No cap, this one’ll put you on pause.
Inhale and exhale were both smooth 😮💨. The high lingers for hours and delivers that full-body, zone-out feel.
All in all, this might be the best Spritzer I’ve come across. It checks every box looks, nose, flavor, smoke, and effects. Big respect to Good Life Gardens for dropping a flawless batch, and salute to ADHD for the alley-oop at the 7/11 event.
📝 Side note: This one’s a beauty on the breakdown, makes you think twice about even using a flower mill. Definitely one of those “stash it, not trash it” types. Copped this one @ the ADHD 7/11 event. First time reviewing Good Life Garden work and they get the perfect score.
5/5
Nose: 5
Palate: 5
Effects: 5
Smoke Exp: 5
Appeal: 5
