Star Grapez – The Loud Alien
The Loud Alien been on my radar for a minute now. Coming straight outta LA, the bro been putting in real work with the soil, dialing in his craft over the last 6 years. Been hearing the name float around and finally got my hands on one of his flavors, Star Grapez and yeah, this one talkin’.
Star Grapez is a cross of Georgia Pie x Z (aka Zpie), bred by Raw Genetics. The trim and structure? On point—tight, frosty, no loose bits. Soon as I cracked the jar, the nose jumped out: pure grape cotton candy with a candy gas twist. Straight up intoxicating. It carries that sweet fruit Z funk with a dessert-like backend.
On the pull, she smoke just like she smell grape bubblegum front end, then that earthy, sweet pie linger after the exhale. Smooth all the way through, no harshness, just clean creamy puffs.
The high crept in slow—wasn’t until like the 7th pull that it started settling in. Once it hit, it locked in a mellow cerebral ride with a soothing body float. Euphoric, but functional. That Georgia Pie brings the creamy candy gelato feel, and I definitely caught that minty chest tickle from the Kush Mints side too.
Overall, Star Grapez a problem. Loud on the nose, flavorful on the palate, and smooth on the lungs. Got that addicting smell that make you keep going back to the jar. Big shoutout to @packsfifthave for the connect, and much love to @theloudalien for this exclusive gem.
Nose – 5
Palate – 5
Effects – 4
Appeal – 5
Smoke Experience – 5
Final Score: 4.8/5
